D is for Divorce

Not even one year of marriage and a divorce. It just goes to show that extremely expensive wedding might be a lot of fun to plan and throw. Your guests will have a great time, but I'm pissed that I gave such a lavish gift and the marriage didn't last a year. Shouldn't guests get their money back if things don't last more than a year. I'm starting to rethink wanting a big wedding one day. Maybe big enough to include everyone, but not lavish and over the top. 

So long pumpkin patch wedding and taffy apple dessert table. 

Hello Dinolfos and sheet cake. 

Hopefully it will at the very least still be spice cake.